• At your gigs, you get a loudest applause when u sae u r goinna take a break
• Your drum machine quits over "artistic diffrernces"
• Your lead guitarist asks you what tuning is all about
• You are the opening act for william hung
• People rather hear the Nicole Highway construction when you play at the Esplanade
• Your Lead singer has a speech impediment like Elmer Fudd
• The "Unplugged" concert you gave was b'cause the organizers turned off your power supply
• All guitar players sound better then your guitarist
• You smash your guitar during the concert, then realize later you don't have enough cash to buy a replacement
• And what's more at the next gig... You are playing ur smashed guitar

Haha, enjoy...

----Marcus